a whales vagina, and other wonderful things alyssa has said [ode to alyssa]

Posted in somethings by catferraz on November 6, 2009

“maps? pirate tales? scurvy cures?”


“consensual banging.”


“and pete, sorry about the fasting comment. i forgot about your religion thingy. shalom.”


“pcp will do that shit to you too. this one time, back in 77′ i was so high on pcp that i stole a whale out of the ocean and rode it to san diego.
that’s how sea world came about.
see kids, drugs CAN do good things for our society.”


i will call this posting..
“a whale’s vagina”


“and maybe a cheap shot kick to the groinal region.”


i’ve recently learned of the term “freegan”…i guess it’s one who doesnt eat animal products unless it’s there and already dead and it’s better off feeding you than the trashcan.i like it.


“maybe we should attend some of these meetings and have a say in what happens in this town.”


“get some.”

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  1. 7bagsofdicks said, on November 6, 2009 at 11:00 am

    who is this alyssa chick. she seems pretty sly.

  2. atothepitta said, on November 6, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    i’m sure alyssa is truly honored.

  3. randersarus said, on November 6, 2009 at 11:49 pm

    i like how there is this thing that says “related posts” and when you click on it….it takes you here:

    clearly, “a whales vagina” is where its at.

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